18 Newborn Babies Completely Ruining Family Portraits

Babies eh. You spend nine months waiting for them to arrive and, when they do, they can’t do anything and they make loads ofmess. It’s like any season for Arsenal.

But at least if you have a picture with an Arsenal player, they don’t pee and pooall over you. Although they might as well be with their lacklustre performances in the closing stages of the premier league. Seriously, a team with that strength should bomb the games. What’s going on?!

I digress. These parents wanted lovely family portraits with their new babies and, well, they turned out to be a little repulsive and tinged withdisappointment… like Aaron Ramsey trying to recapture his form of 2014.

1. I feel sick

2. Are… are they balls?

3. What’s with the weird shirtless sh*t?!

4. Ruined his favourite cross fit shirt

5. Don’t lean into it!

6. You can tell it’s not the first time this has happened from the dog’s face.

God she’s cupping it. That’s grim.

7. Ahhh that’s sad

8. No one tell her

9. Jesus.

10. They hate each other. It’s like a 90s sitcom.

11. The baby looks embarrassed but they look remarkably okay with what’s happening

12. What is the woman on the right even doing?!

13. Christ no, you have it

14. They’re all in cahoots.

15. I said you take it!

16. The emotional range

17. Why does he look proud in the last frame?

18. Seriously repulsive. That baby knows exactly what it’s done. Look at that face…

Honestly, if someone presented me with a baby and any of this happened, I’m dropping it. I don’t even care – I’ve got deadlines to meet and these clothes don’t come cheap.

Babies.